"...And all I got was this lousy button!"

So you're going to separate from your partner: a practical guide

Step one: hope you don't piss him off with the fact you're no longer feeling safe with, or romantic love for, this person to the point where he breaks a door or wall with his fist again. Or worse, your face.

Step two: vomit.

Step three, four and five: repeat step two.

Step six: ?????

Step seven: continue vomiting. Never ever stop vomiting.